To whom it may concern…

I don’t know why you have to be such a dick.  I mean, you can’t really make a living by creating malicious software designed to steal my identity.  You will eventually be caught…and I, for no reason aside from a little bad karma, have to find someone who knows how to deal with this shit.  They are always too expensive and I don’t appreciate the dirty looks I get when some stranger goes looking through my browsing history.  What, you think you’re better than me dorky guy that I’m picturing right now even though he doesn’t exist?  I’ll show you perverted.  Anyway, whoever created this little gem that is currently making my life slightly less convenient, I hope that the authorities do not catch you.  I hope it is some deranged face-booking world of war-craft sped kid with gorilla strength.  I also hope he skins you alive and leaves you to die on an anthill.  I’d do it myself if I weren’t a pacifist.

One Response to “To whom it may concern…”

  1. Steve Jobs Says:

    Buy a Mac.

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