There he is…Oh, wait, that’s the police calling me on his behalf. I will respect my friends anonymity, but I will make fun of his choice of drunken parking….
That’s what you get for making me pull an all-nighter at the police station on a work night, Arnie. Next time you choose to sleep it off, take the keys out of the ignition. Oh, and park someplace a little less conspicuous.
Momma always told me, nothing good happens once the bottle caps come off.